t the truth was that there is no spoon, no lock either
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From: Hendrik Baecker [[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 10:02 AM
To: Nagios Developers List
Subject: [Nagios-devel] VERY OT - Re: Nagios Multithreaded Event Loops Patc=
h is Here (2.x)
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Am 29.08.09 06:56, schrieb Steven D. Morrey:
> .... but I went to the doctors office today and while waiting I decided to
review the source code again.
>
> Disclaimer: This patch is for testing, debugging and commenting purposes=
only. It may very well cause monkeys, cats, dogs and fish to rain out of =
the sky, your hair may stand on end requiring large amounts of gel to set i=
t back down and/or other devastating events may occur, if you put it into a=
production system at this time. Though I am deeply sorry if your server m=
elts or some other major catastrophe occurs as a result of running this sof=
tware, either directly or indirectly, I assume no responsibility for any su=
ch events that may or may not occur.
> This patch should be assumed to be radioactive it should be handled with =
the normal care afforded such materials, and should only be handled by trai=
ned professionals in a laboratory environment
>
Did you take the blue or the green pills? Can I have them too?
LMAO!
Cheerio,
Hendrik
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