Perhaps I'm making another n00b mistake?
$USER1$/check_procs -c $ARG1$ -C $ARG2$ --ereg-argument-array $ARG3$
$USER1$/check_procs -c 1:1 -C python --ereg-argument-array "my file.py us"
Yes, I really have no idea what I'm doing.
Thanks in advance for any help from the Nagios Pros...!!!